What are you speedballing fairy dust? Go out there and greet him like a man.
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| TOP ARI ONE-LINERS | 1. "Unless Carmen Elektra calls for an emergency t**ty f**k, DON'T ANSWER!"
| 2."I don't care if you find an executioner's mask, a used condom and a g**damn spiked paddle!! Just pack that bitch! Chop Suey!!"
| | 3. "I thought you can either teach my wife to communicate and not answer a question with a question or give her a pill that would make her a mute" | | 4. "Call me Helen Keller because I’m a f**** miracle worker!" | | 5. "Do you know that your man broke out of the Oompah Loompah factory and is up to no good?" | 6. "You all have one goal today - to get Vincent Chase's brother, Johnny Chase a job - ANY job. I don't care if it's a porn shoot where he is being gang raped by a gaggle of silverback apes, if there are cameras rolling, everyone wins."
| 7. "I'd say Hug It Out but i don't want you drawing wood!"
| 8. "C*** Muscle"
| 9. "They drive that way in Tienanmen Square, bitch?!"
| | 10. Want to hire JoJo the dog-faced bitch boy? Then call Josh Weinf***, the pen-stealing, lightweight, f***-face! | | | |
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TOP DRAMA PET PEEVES |
See more: Drama | Drama Quotes | | 1. Pauly Shore | 2. Paying for p****
| 3. Summertime in the Valley
| 4. Malibu traffic
| 5. F**** Cats
| 6. F**** Malibu
| 7. Locking the bathroom in his apartment
| 8. Paying for a latte...when it should have been free!
| 9. Being in Compton without his nunchucks
| 10. Not being compensated both monetarily and muscularly for his likeness in the Viking Quest Game. vikingquestgame.com
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| TOP TEN TRAPPINGS OF THE ENTOURAGE LIFESTYLE |
See more: Entourage Style | | 1. No Girlfriends-No commitments | | 2. You're never broke when you have a Black Card. | 3. You'll never wait in line at a club when you roll with a celebrity
| 4. Being given gifts for no reason just b/c you're the best friend or brother of a celebrity is O.K.!!
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TOP TEN SICKEST CARS FEATURED ON ENTOURAGE |
See more: Entourage Style | | 1. Drama's 1965 Lincoln Continental | 2. 2005 Aston Martin DB9 Volante
| 3. 2005 Maserati Quattroporte V [M139]
| 4. 2004 Rolls-Royce Phantom
| 5. 2005 Hummer H2
| 6. 2005 BMW 745
| 7. 2003 Mercedes-Benz CLK
| 8. 2005 Land Rover Range Rover
| 9. 2005 Bentley Continental GT
| 10. 2007 Mercedes-Benz S65 AMG
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| BEST CELEBRITY CAMEOS | 1. Gary Busey -- hand-down No. 1
| 2. Two words: Martin Scorsese
| | 3. Val Kilmer as the Sherpa | 4. Pauly Shore - not once, not twice, but three times!
| 5. Bob Sage..."Look at that gate!!"
| 6. Mandy Moore - when she wasn't on anymore
| 7. Seth Green-"I blasted her in the face like a Jackson Pollock!"
| | 8. Kanye West - getting a private flight to canne | | 9. Ralph Macchio - Playboy Mansion epsidode | 10. Jessica Alba, Scarlett Johanson - So damn hot
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MOST EGREGIOUS ABUSES OF FAME |
See more: Entourage Style | Episode Crib Sheets | 1. Ari bribes his son's way back into private school with a job offer
| | 2.Turtle getting the new nike's because of Vince's money. | 3. Turtle convincing supermarket girl to combining parties (Episode 51) just by saying "I bet you our party is gonna be better than yours. Cuz it's at Vincent Chase's house"
| 4.Every Act Of Act Of Sex Turtle Has.
| 5. Bono wishing Johnny a Happy Birthday at the U2 show.
| 6. The Boys getting the Pu$$y Patrol to screw the reporter that hated Vince so he would write a great review of Vince taking the role Aqua Man.
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| TURTLE'S MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENTS | | 1. Turtle get caught by mom dukes having phone sex with Jamie Lynn Siegler | | 2. Putting on a pink bunny suit to get laid. | | 3. Drama asking every one if they belive that Turtle got jerked off by Jamie Lynn Siegler | | 4. Crossing "swords" with drama. | | 5. Getting body paint on the pajama's at Heff's | | 6. Ruining Gary Busey's art gallery. | | 7. Losing at the Xbox boxing tournament by a 10 -year old. | | 8. Driving the Hummer around town with the "I Love Cock" sticker on the bumper | | 9. Having Drama's "Sure Thing" walk away after Turtle's "Wave Nod"! | | 10. Going to Ari's Daughters Bat Mitzvah stoned with Drama and Ari telling him to "smoke more weed Turtle" | | | |
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HOTTEST HOOKUPS
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See more: Entourage Style | Episode Crib Sheets | 1.Eric, Sloan & Tori
| 2. Drama and Jacqueline on the beach in Cannes
| 3. Ari and Dana Gordon in Mexico
| 4. Eric and the perfect 10 model from Jamie Pressly's beach party
| 5. Turtle, Drama, and Cassie at the Sundance Festival
| 6. Turtle and Jamie-Lynn Sigler aka MEADOW SOPRANO
| 7. Vince and Amanda's one time thing
| 8.Vince and the British girl
| 9.Vince hooking up with the book store girl who was getting married. He was on her free pass list of people she could have sex with.
| | 10. Drama and the Furry from Craig's List | | | | |
Best Episodes
| 1.Vegas Baby! Vegas (Season 3)
| 2.One Day In The Valley (Season 3)
| 3.Welcome To The Jungle (Season 4)
| 4.The Sundance Kids (Season 2)
| 5.The Ship And The Sherpa (Season 1)
| 6.Aquamom (Season 3)
| 7.Exodus (Season 2)
| 8.The Day F*ckers (Season 4)
| 9.Date Night (Season 1)
| 10.The Release (Season 3)
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Best Fights
| 1. Eric punching Billy at Barney's
| 2. The Boys vs Seth Green's crew in Vegas.
| | 3. Harvey Weinstein screaming at Eric at Sundance | 4. Harvey again screaming at waiter at Winston's over ordering a cranberry and vodka.
| 5.Drama bashing in the surfer's font window with a golf club.
| 6. Ari slapping Davies for the nude pics of his wife on the internet!!
| 7. Charlie punching Seth Green for E
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TOP ARI "BOOM" MOMENTS
| 1. [Vince wants to bring his mother to the Aquaman premiere]
Ari: Aquamom!!! I love it, BOOM!!
| 2.Vince: What was the director's name again?
Ari: Cha-Ching! I'm sorry, Chang Chong. BOOM!
| 3.Ari: Don't worry about it, E; when they do a top forty under four feet. BOOM, top of the list!
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