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| Marry
Reason: He is so sweet he is bf material | Dump
Reason: too much of the narcissism
| Do
Reason: just so he wont whine about it
| | Do: ARI!! you kidding? only down fall is he may nitpick about your tiny stretchmarks | He's so aggressive and he takes care of his body! | | Marry: Ari. Ha. If you can deal with the infidelity. | He's built like Jesus. Financially, and physically. | | Dump: Drama. | He's getting old. And he's way too high-maintenance! | | Boopdabang |
|  | choose wisely, grasshopper...
| Username: | LadyChase | Do: Eric  | Reason: Irish men are great in bed...Final Answer! | Marry: Turtle  | Reason: He has turned himself around...still a stoner. But he's still as sweet as a good piece of candy | Dump: Drama  | Reason: The guy is a full-blown jerk-face. He is also too selfish | | | Username:candirose | | DO: TURTLE | | REASON: HE'LL SMOKE YOU OUT | | MARRY: ERIC | | REASON: CUTE, BOY NEXT DOOR, FREAKS OUT AT THOUGHT OF 3SOME | | DUMP: DRAMA | | REASON: ANNOYING | | | Username: ShavedSpiderMonkey | | DO: Drama | REASON : Advanced age = Experience in the sack
| MARRY : Eric
| REASON : Even if the Hollywood dream crumbles, he's still got that Sbarro's thing to fall back on
| DUMP : Turtle
| REASON : Sorry, bro -- not into furries
| | | Username: lucy212 | | DO: E | | REASON: Short guys work harder | | MARRY: Turtle | | REASON: Nice nerds work harder | | DUMP: Drama | | REASON: Narcissists are hard work | | | Username: | | DO: Vince | | REASON:are you kidding me?? Hollywood pretty boy, nuff said | | MARRY:E | | REASON:Only one thinkin about the big picture | | DUMP:Drama | | REASON:dude loves himself more that you could! | | | |  |  |  | Amy Winehouse
| Lindsay Lohan
| Mary-Kate Olsen | | | choose wisely, grasshopper... | | Username: kerri_a_g baby | | DO: Lindsay Lohan | REASON : I'd rather do Mary-Kate too but Lindsay looks like she can do a little somethin somethin
| MARRY : Mary-Kate Olsen
| REASON : i love her style and outlook on life. plus she's hella rich
| DUMP : Amy Winehouse
| REASON : too many drugs dude.
| | | Username: mbball54321 | | DO: Mary-Kate Olsen | | REASON:Young, hot, stylish..Worth the night, not the years | | MARRY:Lindsay Lohan | | REASON:Great girl in the long-run | | DUMP:Amy Whinehouse | | REASON:Somewhat Atrractive when not do what is seen in that picture | | | Username: Anson99 | | DO: Lindsay Lohan | | REASON: The body. | | MARRY: Mary Kate Olsen | | REASON: The class. | | DUMP: Amy Winehouse | | REASON: What's not to hate ? | | | Username: hyphymikey | | DO: Lindsay |
| | REASON: Mega-fun | | MARRY: Mary Kate | | REASON: Mega-rich | | DUMP: Amy | | REASON: Mega-F'd up | | | |  |  |  | George Clooney
| Taylor Kitsch
| Johnny Depp | | | choose wisely, grasshopper... | | Username: Lucy212 | | DO: Taylor | | REASON:Uh...duh. | | MARRY: George | | REASON: Cuz he said he never would again. | | DUMP: Johnny | | REASON: Too method. | | | Username: | | DO: Johnny Depp | | REASON: What can I say besides '21 Jump Street'? | | MARRY: George Clooney | | REASON: After I made all those anonymous calls convincing him to dump his showgirl-friend, I'm ready to move in for the kill. | | DUMP: Taylor Kitsch | | REASON: Honestly, I've always been more of a basketball kind of guy. | | | Username: Coco84 | | DO: George Clooney | REASON: He's not the type you marry... he's just good for one thing. ;)
| MARRY: Johnny Depp
| REASON: He's Johhny Depp.. enough said. besides, he's a great father.
| DUMP: Taylor Kitsch
| REASON: Eh.. just not my type.
| | | Username: alicianotkeys | | DO: Turtle | | REASON: Needs it the most and he would smoke me out for sure. | | MARRY: E | | REASON:The only one in the bunch that is not a total whore and he is sweet. | | DUMP: Drama | | REASON: Loves himself to much, and he is better for a laugh. | | | |  |  | 
| Dump: I don't have a clue who this is?!?!
| DO: But only cause he's the only one I recognise out of the other 2 - and this best of a bad choice (excluding Jeremy)
| Marry: Ari Gold every time. WOuld do him too, but if we're married we can anyway!!!! | | | choose wisely, grasshopper... | | Username: MelanieJo | | DO: Chad Michael Murray | REASON: because obviously the husband material gene skipped him
| MARRY: Jeremy....
| REASON: he just seems so nice and cute and cuddly
| DUMP: Garret
| REASON: cute but not enough!!
| | | Username: Sarqah | | DO: Chad Michal Murray | REASON: bragging rights
| MARRY: Jeremy Piven
| REASON: so i could do him multiple times
| DUMP: Garrett Hedlund
| REASON: because he looks like a member of 98 degrees
| | | Username: iluvarigold | | DO: Chad M. Murray | | REASON: he's cute enough for one good time. | | MARRY: Jeremy Piven | | REASON: we could do it many times and we will be together. ;) | | DUMP: Garrett Hedlund | | REASON: he isn't attractive. | | | Username: | | DO: | | REASON: | | MARRY: | | REASON: | | DUMP: | | REASON: | | | |  |  |  | Rachel McAdams
| Lauren Conrad
| Brittany Spears | | | choose wisely, grasshopper... | | Username:bgc16 | | DO: Lauren | | REASON: shes just hot | | MARRY: Rachel | | REASON: shes awesome, shout to Wedding Crashers | | DUMP: Brittany | | REASON: shes just messed up | | | Username: jtre2 | | DO: Lauren | | REASON: she is really hot | | MARRY: Rachel | | REASON: the way she was on Wedding Crashers, thats why.. | | DUMP: Brittany | | REASON: used up..nuf said | | | Username:trixner | | DO: lauren | | REASON: really? you have to ask...? | | MARRY: rachel | | REASON: two words... dream woman | | DUMP: brittany | | REASON: i've dated enough psychopathic women in my life. no need to add one more | | | Username:sert | | DO: Lauren | REASON: beautiful
| MARRY: Rachel
| REASON:she's a keeper
| DUMP: brittany
| REASON: she's a slob!
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| Mrs. Ari
| Sloan
| Dana Gordon
| | | For my boys - choose wisely, fellas... | | Username: nutcase81 | | DO: Dana Gordon....f@*" yeah!!! | | REASON: Out of this list she hot.. in a sexy way.. | | MARRY: Sloan | | REASON: Gorgeous...beautiful and smart.. | | DUMP: Mrs.Ari | | REASON: Great body...but sorry have to dump one.. | | | Username: thisshowfrigginrocks | | DO: Mrs. Ari | REASON: Those older women always have tricks up their sleeves.
| MARRY: Dana Gordon
| REASON: There's something hot about being the man driving a woman in power.
| DUMP: Sloan
| REASON: Well, we have to pick one...but she seems a little vapid.
| | | Username:Godfather0187 | | DO:Dana Gordon | REASON:Sexy older woman with power.
| | MARRY:Sloan | REASON:Too fine not to.
| DUMP:Mrs. Ari
| REASON:Hot but i have to get rid of one.
| | | Username: | | DO: | | REASON: | | MARRY: | | REASON: | | DUMP: | | REASON: | | |  |  |  | Claudia Schiffer
| Heidi Klum
| Gisele Bundchen | | | choose wisely, grasshopper... | | Username:sert | | DO: Claudia | REASON: hot, hot, hot
| MARRY: Gisele
| REASON: most amazing women ever
| DUMP: Heidi
| REASON: ahhh, just doesn't seem worth it
| | | Username: turtle's-wifey-4lfe | | DO: eric | | REASON: he is so cute and adorable | | MARRY: turtle | | REASON: come on his so damn sexy who wouldnt want to be married to that | | DUMP: vince | | REASON: thinks his better then the others cause his a star | | | Username: | | DO: | | REASON: | | MARRY: | | REASON: | | DUMP: | | REASON: | | | Username: | | DO: | | REASON: | | MARRY: | | REASON: | | DUMP: | | REASON: | | |
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